Press :- Sire, do you think that the bombings will go on?
Ceasar :- Gha Gha boom, khi khi, gagalookaboom ka ka…
Press :- Thank you Sire, What’s your opinion on the Middle East West North South? will there be an escalation or…
Ceasar :- Gha in my opinion, nevertheless, ka ka ka akaloom will be a better solution to the gha gha kaloom gha gha, potatoes!
Press :- This conflict, marked by decades of distrust, how will it be solved when…
Ceasar :- Ghoo gha boom and if this is effective then gha ghoo gaboomba on their heads!
Press:- This turmoil surprised the experts… are negociations possible ?
Ceasar :- Gha gha gha G….
Press:- Will the coalition forces continue this war on…I hate this word, Sire…
Ceasar :- weeeell..first we gha and then we ghooom, everything is possible after that. Potatoes of course are the best solution that comes to my mind, Gha gha?
Press:- Could you Sire, give us a briefing on your country’s contribution to the Kyoto issues?
Ceasar:- ghaaa, yes ghaaa is about to unfold in our Policy, there are gha-ghas which we have to consider first, but then again…Gha-Gha boomkaka-ka-ka-lamaboom…especially the last!
Press:-Any comments Sire, on the World Bank’s policy on the Third World debts?
Ceasar:- kooKaKa-gha gha k..k..anyway we certainly care, you see our family values…
Press :-How prepared are we Sire, to a potential respond on a terrorist attack?
Ceasar:- ka-ka-ka-etc., etc.,+ after them, and those who protect them…
Press:- There are serious accusations this upcoming agreement on the Amazon Rain Forest Investment will…
Ceasar:- Stop it Jack, you know, we all know, this country knows that we Gha-gha- gha and ghaboomkaka loomakaloom, Ok Jack?
Press:- Who did Tom Cruise divorce ?
Ceasar:- Come on Jack… no tricky questions, Nicole Kidman of course.
Press:-One Last and final question Sire…Have you read “The Little Prince?” by Saint Exupery?
Ceasar :-……..——-gha——-gha—->over and out—->GhaaaaBooooM!!
( I woke up, what a nightmare…!)Â