God loves you. He needs money

by SF

an old one from a George Carlin  show (or is it his film)

“Religion has actually convinced people that there is an invisible man living in the sky, and he has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these things he will send you to a place full of fire, and smoke, and burn and torture forever and ever ’till the end of time…. but he loves you. And he needs money.”

George Carlin